Thursday, September 18, 2003

I’m canceling my season tickets

I volunteer

The famed Bolshoi Theater this week fired Volochkova, one of Russia's premier ballerinas, for being too heavy -- so big, in fact, that its director says he cannot find a male partner to dance with her for fear of straining his back while lifting the swan queen.

How big? Volochkova weighs in at just under 110 pounds on a 5-foot-6 frame.

Maybe their guys need to hit the weight room instead.

Update: Saw her on the news tonight. Not an ounce of fat on her.

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