Monday, October 13, 2003

Investigative journalism at its best

Ace journalist Tooney Bin has unearthed an early draft of the infamous "Open Letter".

This is the defining moment for the Clark Campaign. Either he will show he can take charge, or he will continue to not return my phone calls, unable to understand the enormity of my ego. A man who cannot fill a campaign, cannot fill my prescription for Xanax. A man who cannot run a campaign the way I want him to, cannot come to my next poorly attended piano recital. A man who cannot obey my laws, cannot stop me from buying more domains with the word "Clark" in them.

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