Head-to-head? Toe-to-toe?

One would think head-to-head would result in people being face-to-face.

Okay, Georgie. We know you're desperate for ratings, but read these words three times and keep a straight face: "head to head in separate interviews."

Feb. 21 — Democratic presidential front-runners Sens. John Kerry, D-Mass., and John Edwards, D-N.C., will go head to head in separate interviews on the biggest issues in the presidential campaign this Sunday on ABCNEWS' This Week with George Stephanopoulos.

Stephie won't win the Straightalker Award this year. He's probably just hoping to have a job after the convention, anyway.